Zoom text
|
|
 |
|
| Biohazardous Materials Sheet - (Chemical Analysis) - Woman |
Anon  |
| Subject: Woman Symbol: ArgH Discoverer: Adam Atomic Mass: Generally accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg Occurrences: Copious quantities in all built-up areas Materials Safety Data Physical Properties: - surface usually covered in film of paint - boils at nothing; freezes without known reason - melts if given special treatment - yields if pressure applied in the right places - bitter if incorrectly used - found in various states, from virgin to common ore Chemical Properties: - has a great affinity for gold, silver and a comprehensive selection of precious stones - easily absorbs great quantities of expensive substances - may explode spontaneously without warning - dissolves on saturation with alcohol Common Uses: - highly ornamental - portable when necessary - can be a great aid to relaxation - very effective cleaning agent Tests: - Pure specimen turns rosy pink if discovered in the natural state - goes green when placed beside a better specimen Hazards: - highly dangerous, except in experienced hands - illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations, so long as specimens do not come into contact with each other |
|
||
|
||
 |
||
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
On our services page you'll find a list of editorial, web and graphic design services which the Patchword team offer. |
Learn, compare, collect the facts. Ivan Pavlov |
  |
